LIGHTLY SEARED ON THE
REALITY GRILL
Mount Everest isn’t the tallest mountain in the world.
Rickshaws and fortune cookies weren’t invented by the
Chinese.
Baseball wasn’t invented by the Americans.
Chicken Tikka Masala wasn’t invented in India.
You can’t see the Great Wall of China from the Moon.
Marie-Antoinette didn’t say “Let them eat cake”.
Coffee is not made from beans.
Strawberries are not berries.
Horatio Nelson never wore an eye-patch.
Moths are not attracted to flames.
Ostriches don’t bury their heads in the sand.
The “thumbs-up” sign didn’t indicate mercy for a defeated
gladiator.
The original marathon runner didn’t run 26 miles.
The Canary Islands aren’t named after birds.
Bugs Bunny and Brer Rabbit aren’t rabbits.
Burke and Hare were not grave-robbers.
Violin strings are not made of catgut.
And Mozart’s middle name wasn’t Amadeus.
But then, why let boring hard facts get in the way of a good
theory?
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ReplyDelete"Banks"y writes on walls
Graffiti or art? Andy sits
and scrawls. Iain M. Banks
is ill now - in time to come
Iain Banks's crime novels' heroes
will be dumb. 'Til then, they and
the Culture will stand out. A writer's
finis should make the reader shout.
Neat, Sue. Very neat!
ReplyDeleteThank you! :-)
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