Maybe I'm getting bolder in my old age, but I wouldn't hesitate to say any of these things, given half a chance.
VENTILATION
Something I would love to say to George W Bush:
- Is English your first language?
Something I would love to say to anyone who is thinking of
becoming a politician:
- What makes you think you can make a difference?
Something I would love to say to the UK Treasury:
- If Inheritance Tax really is fair, then why doesn't the monarch have to pay it?
Something I would love to say to the dedicatee of Wishful Thinking:
- If Inheritance Tax really is fair, then why doesn't the monarch have to pay it?
Something I would love to say to the dedicatee of Wishful Thinking:
- How can you sleep at night?
Something I would love to say to the father of the dedicatee
of Wishful Thinking:
- If only you’d worn a condom…
Something I would love to say to anyone who drives a Chelsea
Tractor:
- Did you trade in your brain when you bought that?
Something I would love to say to the person who designed the
car park at my local Tesco:
- The charitable explanation is that you don’t actually
drive.
Something I would love to say to the person who redesigned
the local branch of my bank:
- Come and try it sometime, when you have several hours to
spare.
Something I would love to say to the CEO of BT:
- Why aren’t your call centres located in Britain? (BRITISH
Telecom – the clue is in the name...)
Something I would love to say to the guys at Apple:
- Why is your hardware so cool whilst your software is so
crap?
Something I would love to say to the publisher of FSOG:
- Why was this published, when much better work has been
turned down?
Something I would love to say to a cold-caller:
- Two words, the second of which is “off”.
Something I would never say to anyone:
- Because I say so.
Something I would love to say to Sue Barnard: I love your poems!
ReplyDeleteI forgot to come here for a while. I've been too busy with the A to Z Challenge. Why do we join these challenges...?
Thank you Miriam!
DeleteWhy indeed...?